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When I came drenched in the rain ......

Brother said : Why don't you take an umbrella with you ?

Sister said : Why didn't you wait till it stopped ?

Dad angrily said : Only after getting cold you will realized

BUT

My Mom as she was drying my hair said "Stupid Rain"

A Management Story

Story # 1
It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.
...
Fox: "Do you know the time, because my watch is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you"
Fox: "Hmm... But it's a very complicated mechanism, and your big claws will only destroy it even more“
Lion: "Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed"
Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy lions with great claws cannot fix complicated watches"
Lion: "Sure they do, give it to me and it will be fixed"
The lion disappears into his cave, and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly. The fox is impressed, and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very pleased with himself.
Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy lion in the sun.
Wolf: "Can I come and watch TV tonight with you, because mine is broken"
Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix your TV for you"
Wolf: "You don't expect me to believe such rubbish, do you? There is no way that a lazy lion with big claws can fix a complicated TV“
Lion: "No problem. Do you want to try it?"
The lion goes into his cave, and after a while comes back with a perfectly fixed TV. The wolf goes away happily and amazed.
Scene :
Inside the lion's cave. In one corner are half a dozen small and intelligent looking rabbits who are busily doing very complicated work with very detailed instruments. In the other corner lies a huge lion looking very pleased with himself.
Moral :
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY A MANAGER IS FAMOUS; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES.
Management Lesson
In the context of the working world :
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE UNDESERVED IS PROMOTED; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES.


Story # 2
It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.
Fox: "What are you working on?"
Rabbit: "My thesis."
Fox: "Hmm... What is it about?"
Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."
Fox: "That's ridiculous ! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes!"
Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show you!"
They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing.
Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.
Wolf: "What's that you are writing?"
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."
Wolf: "you don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"
Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"
The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.
Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you doing?
Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears."
Bear: "Well that's absurd ! "
Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"

Scene :
As they enter the burrow, the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion.
Moral:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHOM YOU HAVE AS A SUPERVISOR.
Management Lesson
In the context of the working world:
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR BOSS LIKES YOU OR NOT.

Indian Marwadi Boy

A keen immigrant Indian Marwadi boy applied for a salesman's job at
 London's premier downtown dept store. In fact, it was the biggest
 store in the world - you could get anything there.

 The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?"
 "Yes sir, I was a salesman in India", replied the boy.

 The boss liked the cut of him and said,
 "You can start tomorrow, I'll come and see you."

 The day was long and arduous for the young man,
 but he got through it. And finally 6:00 pm came around.

 The boss duly fronted up and asked,
 "How many sales did you make today?"

 "Sir, Just ONE sale." said the young salesman.
 "Only one sale?" blurted the boss.
 "No! No! You see here, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day.
 "If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale.

 By the way "How much was the sale worth?"
 "50,500/- pounds" said the young Marwadi.

 "What", how did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.

 "Well", said the salesman, "This man came in and I sold him a small fish hook,
 then a medium hook and finally a really large hook.

 Then I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear.
 Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast.

 So I told him he'd be needing a boat, so I took him down to the boat department
 and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin engines.

 Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him
 to our automotive department and sold him that new Deluxe 4X4 Blazer.

 I then asked him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation,

 I took him to camping dept and sold him one of those new igloo  6-sleeper camper tents.

 Then the guy said, "while we're at it, I should throw in about 100 pounds sterling.
 worth of groceries  and two cases of beer.

 The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment,
 "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook!!"

 "No" answered the salesman,

 "he came in to buy a box of Sanitary napkins for his wife and I said to him,
 "Sir, your weekend's screwed anyway. You might as well go fishing."

 Boss - "You sit in my chair......."

రాజకీయనాయకులను ఇలా చేయాలి.

An Indian tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco.Looking around at the exotica, he notices a very lifelike, Life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he must have it.
He takes it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?"

"Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the
Story,"says the owner.

The tourist gives the man twelve dollars.
"I'll just take the rat,you can keep the story."

As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat,
He notices that a few real rats crawl out of the alleys
And sewers and begin following him down the street.
This is disconcerting; he begins walking faster.
But within a couple blocks, the herd of rats behind
Him grows to hundreds, and they begin squealing.

He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and are still Squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay And throws the bronze rat as far out into the Bay as he Can. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the Bay After it, and are all drowned.
The man walks back to the curio shop. 
"Ah ha," says the owner, "You have come back for the
story?"
"No," says the man, "I came back to see if you have a statue of an Indian politician in bronze!!

Difference between Wife and GirlFriend

* A Wife is like a TV *
* A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE *

At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE

 

When you have no money, you sell the TV and when you have got money you change your MOBILE

Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE

 

TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated!

 

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!

 

But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

 

Operational costs for the TV are often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding

 

TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't

 

MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)

Decorations

సరదాగా కాసేపు నవ్వుదాం - 1

కనుమరుగవుతున్న ఆరల్ సరస్సు

Moynaq (కూడా Muynak మరియు Moynaq గా ఉచ్ఛరిస్తారు) పశ్చిమ ఉజ్బెకిస్తాన్ లో ఉత్తర Karakalpakstan లో ఒక నగరం.అర్ధ శతాబ్దం క్రితం, నగరం ఆరల్ సముద్రం యొక్క తీరం, ఒక మత్స్యకార కేంద్రం, Karakalpakstan యొక్క అతిపెద్ద పోర్ట్. నేడు, Muynak  150 కిలోమీటర్ల దూరం సముద్ర నుంచి విభజించబడింది.
ఈ సముద్రానికి ముఖ్యమైన నీటి వనరులు 2 నదులు,  దక్షిణాన ఆము డర్య మరియు ఈశాన్య శ్య్ర్ డర్య. 1940 లొ ఈ 2 నదుల నీటిని వ్యవసాయం కోసం మలించారు. 1961 నుండి 1970 వరకు, ఆరల్ యొక్క సముద్ర మట్టం 20 సెం.మీ. 1970 లో, సగటు రేటు దాదాపు సంవత్సరానికి 50-60 సెంటీమీటర్ల వరకు మూడు రెట్లు పెరిగింది.
2007 నాటికి, ఆరల్ సముద్ర దాని అసలు పరిమాణం 10% వరకు తగ్గింది.

42 facts

1 MOPED is the short term for 'Motorized Pedaling'.

2. POP MUSIC is 'Popular Music' shortened.

3. BUS is the short term for 'Omnibus' that means everybody.

4. FORTNIGHT comes from 'Fourteen Nights' (Two Weeks).

5. DRAWING ROOM was actually a 'withdrawing room' where people withdrew after Dinner. Later the prefix 'with' was dropped..

6. NEWS refers to information from Four directions N, E, W and S..

7. AG-MARK, which some products bear, stems from 'Agricultural Marketing'.

8. JOURNAL is a diary that tells about 'Journey for a day' during each Day's business.

9. QUEUE comes from 'Queen's Quest'. Long back a long row of people as waiting to see the Queen. Someone made the comment Queen's Quest..

10. TIPS come from 'To Insure Prompt Service'. In olden days to get Prompt service from servants in an inn, travelers used to drop coins in a Box on which was written 'To Insure Prompt Service'. This gave rise to the custom of Tips.

11. JEEP is a vehicle with unique Gear system. It was invented during World War II (1939-1945). It was named 'General Purpose Vehicle (GP)'.GP was changed into JEEP later.

12. Coca-Cola was originally green.

13. The most common name in the world is Mohammed..

14. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

15. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

16. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard.

17. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

18. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

19. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

20.. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

21. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

22. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

23. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
     >> Spades - King David
     >> Clubs - Alexander the Great,
     >> Hearts - Charlemagne
     >> Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

24. Horse Statue in a Park…
     >> If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
     >> If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle
     >> If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

25. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Ans. - All invented by women.

26. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

27. A snail can sleep for three years.

28. All polar bears are left handed.

29. Butterflies taste with their feet.

30. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

31. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

32. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

33. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

34. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

35. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

36. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

37. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

38. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

39. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

40. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

41. The cigarette lighter was invented before the matchbox.

42. Most lipstick contains fish scales.