Difference between Wife and GirlFriend

* A Wife is like a TV *
* A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE *

At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE

 

When you have no money, you sell the TV and when you have got money you change your MOBILE

Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE

 

TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated!

 

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!

 

But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

 

Operational costs for the TV are often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding

 

TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't

 

MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)